Don't Copy If You Can't Paste :P

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said :
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my
wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added:
"And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was
not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the manager finally blurted out
"....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital
bed nursing burns from boiling water


Moral of the story :
Don't copy if you can't paste!