What Would You Like To Hear?

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates.

They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was the greatest doctor of my time, and a great man.”

The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”

The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say… LOOK!!! HE’S MOVING!!!!!”

Don't Copy If You Can't Paste :P

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said :
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my
wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added:
"And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was
not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the manager finally blurted out
"....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital
bed nursing burns from boiling water


Moral of the story :
Don't copy if you can't paste!

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!!!!!!!!!!HEYY ALL YOU CARNIVAL GOES OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!

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CARNIVALE REGIUM-the carnival of kings, presented by the Prefects Council of Royal College 2010/11,

Is going to rock your senses away on the 6th and 7th of November at the Royal College Junior Grounds. Get set for a Night of crazy partying, Games and Food. Featuring A RIFEL SHOOTING RANGE for the 1st time ever held in a school endorsed event.

DJs to blow your mind

FOOD to plese your soul

GAMES you'l wanna play till the mornin comes

and one GIANT screen with a suprise ;)

DATES- 6th & 7th November 2010

VENUE-Royal College Junior Grounds

TICKETS- Rs.100.00 at the gate or sold durng school

So 5:00 pm onwards BE THERE.......its an experience like no other which you Definitely wouldn't wanna miss!!!!

My Dream House

My dream house would be a mud hut which has the 7 star hotel conditions. It would be built up using 100% pure mud and clay. It would be situated somewhere near Jaffna or Trincomalee.
The whole house would be air conditioned. There would be four floors including the underground floor. In the underground floor there would be a small theater and a basketball court and a badminton court. In the ground floor there would be the main living room and four bed rooms with attached bathrooms. In the first floor there would be a billiard table with the dinning room and five bed rooms with attached bathrooms. The second floor would be an open floor. There would be a swimming pool with a game hut and with space for a helicopters. In the garden there would be a large lake. The lake would use for boat rides and diving. The garden would be filled with most beautiful garden flowers and other items. (to be cont.......)

ASK ME ANYTHING...

Here is a chance for you to ask me questions about my future.